Jesus wouldn't make a valuable contribution to Cambridge University

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A spokesperson for Cambridge University's Student Union, the Hon. Mx Fatima Cholmondeley-O'Malley-Ngono, said that when Jesus returns to Earth in the second coming, he would not be invited to the university.  Writing in the University house-mag, Cholmondeley-O'Malley-Ngono explained:

"His work and views are not representative of the student body and as such we do not see his visit as a valuable contribution to the University, but one that works in opposition to the principles of the University."

A most venerable spokesperson for the Church of England noted that the second coming wasn't due anytime soon, as far as they knew, but that they were quite open to the possibility.

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