Limericks

CSCT started a Twitter competition in December, for PhD students and academics across the globe to decribe their research in a limerick!

Here is what SAMBa students came up with...

Matt D - ODE to Matt P

For many long years I have sought

the solution to Neutron Transport.

I now have this vision

that scatter and fission

have both probability nought.

Hayley Wragg -

I model WiFi propagation,

To improve global communication,

Model waves using lines,

It takes much less time,

Computing millions of simulations.

Emma Horton -

Last year I started a mission

To research nuclear fission

So far we have shown

An eigenvalue is known

For the system with a boundary condition.

Cameron Smith -

You can model a system as solo,

Using macro, meso or micro,

But it is much better, To join them together,

Making your code so rapido.

Owen Pembery -

I like to write good poetry

And exposit math'matically

In the next week or two

I'll attempt to pursue

A rhyme that beats CSCT

Hayley Wragg -

Why is my Internet so slow?
There must be a way to know,
The signal strength,
At a given length,
To avoid space that is so low.

It is a problem across the nation,
Of poor Internet communication,
So I use maths too,
Predict close to true,
Levels of wifi attenuation.

By modeling WiFi propagation,
We can improve global communication,
Model waves using lines,
It takes much less time,
Computing millions of simulations.

In years when connection is fast,
Don’t forget this poem you passed,
The result of the code,
And what it showed,
will allow your memes to blast.